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'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Twenty Six

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

Now that we've developed lungs, it's only a matter of time before we feel guilty about not exercising.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Telekinetics on strike...

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

Why Superman flies himself

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Fearless Frog Part 19

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'