Family Comic Enthusiasts Pillows

'Don't worry, your father won't notice.'

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Boy, do we hate to see this... I'm afraid your child's entire body is an 'innie'."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

'Are we there yet?'

'I'm looking forward to parents' night. I'm going to ask these people their diet secrets.'

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

Telekinetics on strike...

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Relax, I'll go back and find it."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Why Superman flies himself

'I beleive I have a new approach to psychotherapy, but, like everything else, the FDA tells me it first has to be tested on mice.'

'Let's get a kitty.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Mom, this is Sarah, the friend I was telling you about."

'Under blood type, sir, could you be a little more specific than blue?'

'Since I've been identifying with you, I've been appointed director of the Millwood Psychiatric Institute.'

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'