Family Members Gifts

"That's strange. I remember it differently, in a way that aligns with my world view and casts me in a positive light."

'Sparky! Your mother and I are shocked at your current behavior! Until you learn to conduct yourself properly, you're grounded!'

'Ms. Avery left each one of you, ten million dollars...unfortunately, her estate is only worth seven dollars and sixteen cents.'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Family all doing different things around the breakfast table.

Litter Pick

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

Angels looking down from a cloud "It's when it comes to the contesting of the will that you find out who your friends were."

The Cohens assert their Jewish identity during the holiday season

'I inherited therefore I am'

'You know what they say. . . 'If your dog is fat - you aren't getting enough exercise.''

Dysfunctional Family Tree

'You want to speak to the head of the household? There is no head of the household. My parents are into shared decision making.'

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

"We can't pull the plug. We're all still on her insurance."

'And finally. To my Nephew, Sid, who never laughed at my jokes, har de har har!'

"Anyone who isn't specifically named in the will still receives one of these valuable gift bags."

'I must be slipping in my old age. Yesterday I completely forgot to annoy my parents.'

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'Look who came back for the family reunion.'

"...an this is my extended family."

"I'm disabling autocorrect, because it reminds me too much of my mother-in-law."

'Hold up everyone. I read that last part wrong. She wants you to divide the 'cash' equally.'

"Your aunt has bequeathed to you her collection of toilet paper, soap and towels from 385 hotels from all over the world."

"Oh no - more covid bad news!"

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Stork Swinging Baby.

'For heaven's sake! The budgie went back in his cage half-an-hour ago!'

"I brought chips and cookies to snack on and baby carrots to sit unopened on the blanket."

Virtual Christmas

Even though we have to keep our distance...

'HA! Just as I thought! These are DAD'S fingerprints, not SANTA'S.'

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

The Tetterbys