Family Members With Children Gifts

"Guys, if you're taking your baby in the living room, please use a coaster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

Chasebook

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

Litter Pick

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Turn Down For What.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Elephant rides.

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Dominant hand reveal party

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'