Family With Kids Gifts

'He happened to swallow Junior's helium balloon!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

"Don't feel bad Rex: desperate measures for desperate times! That new trumpet of Young Master had to disappear..."

"He was in my price range, 'Free to a good home'."

'He's a son-of-a-bitch but he's our son-of-a-bitch!'

'We are looking for a bigger place to accommodate our extended family.'

Doggy $100 and don't ask again.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Super Dog'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

Chasebook

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I'll bet she was worn out by the end of teacher's meeting day."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Dog History

Dominant hand reveal party

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Elephant rides.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Turn Down For What.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."