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"Guys, if you're taking your baby in the living room, please use a coaster."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

"Darling... I think the Baby's been eating the fridge magnets again."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Chasebook

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

Litter Pick

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

Family heirlooms that will never make it onto the mantelpiece.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Elephant rides.

Dominant hand reveal party

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"I've recorded every noise my baby makes, so that when he's older I can play it back and he can tell me what he was trying to say. . .!"

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Turn Down For What.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."