Family Man Vibes Pillows

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

I love my dog!

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

A father of three

"Daddy and his boss still like each other. They just don't want to work together anymore."

"My first Father's day!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

"Go ask your search engine."

Baby Carriers

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Home Working

Dad's home

Family Sidecar

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

When a father's hair begins to grey....

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"