Proud Husband Vibes Pillows

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"That's mine!"

Infantry.

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Father

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

Man building a tree house

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

My dad makes his own beer.

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

New dad.

Clown baby.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

Igloo Art.

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

Best Dad Ever

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

'How are the quadruplets?'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

"She has your soul patch."

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

Best Dad Ever

World's Best Dad

It's my golf night out with the boys!