Proud Husband Vibes Pillows

"This is my wife - the founder and executive director of our marriage."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"That's mine!"

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Father

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Man building a tree house

My dad makes his own beer.

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

Father bird smoking a cigar on a line graph.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

New dad.

Clown baby.

Igloo Art.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'...and so begins the generation gap.'

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

"... And he's got his father's face!"

Best Dad Ever

Guess what Daddy, Gerald plays hockey!

'How are the quadruplets?'

'My kid is going to Harvard, and Jim's son to Stanford- which college accepted yoyr kid, Fred? ( pix of clown on desk)

'Don't take it too hard, Dad, Mr. Hodes down the street is just having a great year.'

"Actually, he's developing at an absolutely normal rate for his age..!"

"She has your soul patch."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

It's my golf night out with the boys!

Best Dad Ever

World's Best Dad

'Something tells me he's going to be a basketball player.'