Family Man On Wheels Pillows

Family Sidecar

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

I love my dog!

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

"Daddy and his boss still like each other. They just don't want to work together anymore."

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

It's a Dog's life

Baby Carriers

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

"I can never remember, how much do we tip?"

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"Must we discuss your worming right before dinner?"

'Vet clinic? I'd like to make an appointment for a physical. It's been seven years.'

"The kids have stopped saying 'are we there yet?'"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Homemade dog biscuits.

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

'My decision to retire and spend more time with my family has been overruled by my family.'

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

'Nest Accessories.'

New Dad.

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."