Family Man Vibes Gifts

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

Brad Pitt

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Dad, can we have a bedtime narrative?"

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Father

"Please doctor, hit him again. I need to get that ring-tone."

Miracle Mom #5,293

I love my dog!

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"My first Father's day!"

'No, I've never been in a TV reality show. My reality is pretty well scripted by my wife, kids and boss.'

"Daddy and his boss still like each other. They just don't want to work together anymore."

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

A father of three

"Go ask your search engine."

Baby Carriers

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

Home Working

'My daughter made me a decoy for Father's Day. It would break her heart if I didn't use it.'

"So totally gross, yet, so totally cool Dad!"

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

Dad's home

Family Sidecar

D-Day (Dad Day)

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

When a father's hair begins to grey....

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

New Dad.

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."