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'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Obstacles for women

"Remember what we said about letting her find out for herself that she's making a huge mistake she'll regret for the rest of her life."

"Our son is at that awkward age where he's living in our basement."

Quitting smoking isn't easy!

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

"They're born into captivity, it's all they know."

"Oh look—he fell asleep when you told me about your day."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"I'm so sorry that I screamed...I had a terrible dream: the kids had to leave college and live with us again...Oh, Ed, it was horrible!"

'None of the other things had instructions.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Mommy is having another baby. Let me assure you that any paradigm shift will be incremental, core values remain family-centric, and Mommy is committed to assimilation and building synergy."

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

You can't focus on the cost of raising a child. True. They do have benefits. Mom! The glue spilled into your underwear drawer! Dad! Where's the toilet plunger? Though nothing specific leaps to mind.

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

"I know it's 3 a.m. but don't you think this is a good time to discuss spending the holidays with my mother."

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."

"How do you like our new smart water hose? It knows when you're dirty and hoses you off before you come into the house."

Are we going to raise her as a cat person or a dog person?

Cyber Fight

"Wet wipe?"

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

'I think he's proud of his ability to be in the way in more than one room at a time.'

Kids go to school and mom goes to the psychiatric clinic.

My changing Body: A Guide For New Fathers

'Do you realize that I spend more time out than I do in?'

'Last week I got a lovely watch for my wife!'

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"Ironically, this all started with a little poke on Facebook."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."