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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

"We decided to stay together for the sake of the parents."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'Ahhh...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

"If I ever start turning into my father do me a favor and don't turn into my mother."

"Having nannies really changes you."

"I'll probably die an old woman before I get that bedtime story."

"But I brought you here so I wouldn't have to play with you."

'It's funny really - when your father's home he hardly ever says a word!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk - it's hard to believe we're related.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"If you really loved me you wouldn't have called me Euthanasia!"

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"She bathes him. She feeds him. She burps him. Mother's a real micromanager."

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"I'm afraid these grades aren't giving me a very satisfying vicarious life."

"She may be awhile. Her mother's helping her park."

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."