Family Formation Gifts

Egalitarian family

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'Ahhh...'

The Baby Walker

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

My First Camera

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Impressing dad.

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'