Forming A New Family Gifts

Gay adoption

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

'He has your nose and my ears.'

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"They're so adorable at that age!"

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'Like death by salad.'

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"Same old same old. How about you?"

The No No No's

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

'I'm not too sure about that.'