Forming A New Family Prints

Gay adoption

Cry babies.

baby sweetcorn...

Interior design trends for parents....

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"I'd like to get my hands on whoever coined the phrase 'sleeps like a baby'."

'He has your nose and my ears.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"Well, I'm thinking about boarding school. Though I'm not sure they accept adults."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

'Like death by salad.'

"Same old same old. How about you?"

The No No No's

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

'I'm keeping a scrap book. All I've got so far is one umbilical cord.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Bad luck duck - he's on your side of the bed.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"I saved us a hundred bucks on a Jolly Jumper."

'You never compliment me when it's tidy so I figured you wouldn't notice when it's a tip!'

Well, we thought we had childproofed the house

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"