Meeting New Family Members Prints

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'What's that humming sound?'

'It's going to be a vegan.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Family sitting on sofa.

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

Time for bed

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"Which one is yours?"

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

Mythical Family of Four

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

'Please tell me there's more to this than this.'