Meeting New Family Members Gifts

"And those, I believe, are my stepchildren."

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Oh,oh - here comes quality time again."

'It's going to be a vegan.'

'What's that humming sound?'

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"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

"I don't get it! They're both diurnal, so why on earth would they bring back from the hospital a baby that's awake all night?"

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

Black and white penguins with gray and black and white child.

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Family sitting on sofa.

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Although the estate will be distributed equally, your father wanted you all to know that Keith was his favorite, followed by..."

'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

'Must you find fault every time she brings a boyfriend home?'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

"That's right, Scotty. You came from your Mommy's Belly."

"Which one is yours?"

Time for bed

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

Mythical Family of Four

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'Watch out for my little brother -- he's clothing-optional.'

"Yes, we're very fortunate to be blessed with one of each."

'I'm your new daughter. Marcia and I have traded parents.'

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'