Building A Family Gifts

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Man dreams of romance whilst a woman dreams of romance and babies.

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

'Like death by salad.'

The No No No's

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

Grounded

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

"That table is yours once that party decides to move to the suburbs."

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Sure, I'm a successful working bee, but sometimes, I wish I could have a family..."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

"I want to get married and start a family with you—although God knows who I'll want to finish it with."

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

The Tunnel Of Love

"I think this is the perfect place to grow a family."

"Look - I'm cold, you're cold. Why don't we settle down and start a family?"

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Can you hurry up with the cake? I have to travel the world, have a career and start a family"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Mythical Family of Four.

"Having a cat will prepare us for having a teenager one day."

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."