Family Formation Pillows

Egalitarian family

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Cry babies.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'Ahhh...'

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

The Baby Walker

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

My First Camera

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

Impressing dad.

'They don't understand goo-goo-gah-gah. Dumb it down to WHAAAAAH!'

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"Congratulations, it's a lifetime of penury and countless sleepless nights!"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."