Family Drama Pillows

'You know I wouldn't miss your mother's funeral. I want to make certain that she's really gone!'

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'You know too much!'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Scarpia from Tosca

Falstaff

Mikado

Theatre Crowd

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Mikado

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore