Family Drama Gifts

'You know I wouldn't miss your mother's funeral. I want to make certain that she's really gone!'

'I'm sure Mother didn't mean it to be an invasion.'

'My daughter eloped with a mime...'

"This whole musical group thing just isn't working. And besides, I don't think Gracie's heart is in it anymore."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

'They all want to play the star.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

'You know too much!'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

Modern Major General

"To be or not to be."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

Jack Gleeson

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

Mikado

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

Senta jumps into the sea

Man: 'How cute. He must like the movement.' Cat: 'There are some challenging themes here but little or no dramatic resonance.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Romeo & Juliet & Ron