Family Circus Aficionados Gifts

'...The world does revolve around our child!'

Children's Parties

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Support the head."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

The relay race

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

Parental Training Course

Frankie and Annette.

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

The Lion Tamer.

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Elephant Taxi Emergency

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."