Circus-loving Parents Gifts

"Support the head."

Children's Parties

Clown on bike.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'He's maturing early.'

'The kids were so sweet...'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Clown God

Litter Tray Training

"But if I don't break stuff who will?"

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

Clown Face Painting

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

Yo! Emmett Kelly raps! (with ringmaster flash)

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Balloon dog poos.

"What's your occupation?"

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"