Family Circus Aficionados Mugs

'...The world does revolve around our child!'

"I suppose you think that's funny."

"Support the head."

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

A high wire act walks over to a bottle of wine.

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

The relay race

"It's depressing, people just don't take our work seriously."

Parental Training Course

Clown's knee reflex sends doctor through ceiling

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

Clown has hit wife with custard pie. Marriage guidance counsellor says: 'Does he end every argument like this?'

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Frankie and Annette.

'Dad, why can't I have sensible shoes?'

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'You think you're in the wrong job, don't make me laugh.'

"I'm leaving you, Al. And I'm taking my mother and the cats with me." "Laughing on the outside, laughing on the inside."

The Lion Tamer.

'Today stocks acting 'funny peculiar' outnumbered 'funny ha-ha' stocks by a 2-1 margin.'

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

Crash Testing Clown Car.

'That's the worst case of fleas I've ever seen...!'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

'OK, who's that at the back not clowning around?'

"Yes, mom, we're all getting plenty of exercise."

I said, everybody out of the car! Jeez, I hate stopping clown cars!

"I'm sorry - he has to be put down."

'Until we find work, we might want to consider trading in our car for something smaller.'

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'