Faith-based Organization Worker Gifts

"I see that you work for one of those faith-based organizations."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

Cleric with bible briefcase.

A child interrupting family prayers

St. Elmo's fired.

"Bible lessons are best taught in the context of faith. There's no need to add 'based on a true story.'"

Father

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

CCTV in church.

Nun Binning the Devil

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Dad, if God rested on the seventh day, who milked the cows?'

"It's a cup holder."

'That's GRAVEN images, not GRAVY images.'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

Church Restoration Fund.

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

'Today's sex text is the song of Solomon.'

"...And for anyone who forgot to bring something for the collection..."

'If the Lord had wanted us to use the metric system, there would have been ten apostles!'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

"T.G.I.F."

'Don't be too hard on sinners. If it weren't for sinning, we'd all be out of work!'

Baptism - "Actually he's quite looking forward to it."

'Ed here has some sort of problem with his membership on the visitation committee, Reverend.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"Son of God or not, no one comes to church dressed like that."

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

A group of women concerned about a priest climbing a ladder

Church of divine healing - Emergency Room.