Fairy Tale Rebels Gifts

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Odette from Swan Lake

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

The Echoes at Killarney

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

God finger

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"Stop fact checking my story."

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

Wrong shelf.

So when exactly do you turn into a Prince ?

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

Mythical lake forest.

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'