Fairy Tale Rebels Pillows

'Why is it that there are so many bedtime stories about stupid princes and princesses, but no cool ones about zombies and chainsaws?'

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Odette from Swan Lake

"Heart transplant surgery waiting room"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

The Echoes at Killarney

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

God finger

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

Leonardo and Galileo get together for an experiment

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

Outlaw Quilting Bees

"There's a grouch on my couch."

"Stop fact checking my story."

'Once upon a time'...'I've hear it.'

"Voila! I call it The Moderna Lisa."

"She doesn't seem to want to tell us why the price is so low."

So when exactly do you turn into a Prince ?

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

'Yes, Cinders, you SHALL go to the Ball!'

'According to this book(The pied piper), the only thing you have to do is to play the pipe: The rats should then follow you...'

Wrong shelf.

Mythical lake forest.

Frogs french-kissing a princess.

'Oh, please no, ma'am! I couldn't stand the stress of success!'

"Thanks for reaching out."