Fantasy_revelers Pillows

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

Toadstools

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

Desert Island BBQ

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Don Quixote

"I said slime."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'

Wotan with eye patch

Broomstick crash.

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Early model of baggage claim"