Fairway To Heaven Gifts

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Tee for Two!

"Extremely Minature Golf." They're playing golf down there today. A chlorophyll molecule is collecting green fees and some H2O molecules are a water hazard. The adrenaline group seems to have gotten a burst of energy -- They're playing through the slower groups in front of them. I see the electron is good, always a negative score. And the nucleus is a solid player, every shot is hit right down the center. But nobody can match the DNA's consistency --- He's able to perfectly replicate his s

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

I warned you to keep it low!

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

'You're away, Doc!'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

Golfers lost on the road

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'