Fairway To Heaven Gifts

'Sorry, but we've never gotten enough golfers here to make it worthwhile to put in a golf course.'

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

'When I said address the ball I didn't mean like that!'

'Not that slowly back...'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tee for Two!

'You had a 9 on one, a 7 on two, a 10 on three, a 23 on four...that hurt...'

'This has to be the longest course I've ever played!' (Sign with Gas/Food/Lodging Next Tee)

'Well done, Evan; you only missed a hole-in-one by 7 strokes.'

Ride Bucky/Fly U.F.O.

Golfers lost on the road

'That takes you into double figures and we're not off the tee yet!'

'Whenever Ralph finds a golf ball he puts it in the basement.'

"I think I see your problem...You're standing too close to the ball"

'I don't know what these things are, but Master spends a lot of time away from the house with them...'

I warned you to keep it low!

'You're away, Doc!'

Tunnel of Love (Bugs eating each other).

'This course is a great ego builder.'

'My ball would be on the green if you hadn't been in the way!'

'What a divot?'

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