Fairies Gifts

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

'I didn't come completely out of the closet, but I told my niece I was the tooth fairy.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'