Fairies T-Shirts

'Merry Christmas' Devoted angel praising Christmas

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Merry Christmas & A Happy New Year' Swooping angel having fun

'I didn't come completely out of the closet, but I told my niece I was the tooth fairy.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

The tooth fairy.

Dragon Hair-dryer.

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Puss in cement boots"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

'Look, you're just going to have to cut back. Times have changed. . . Today's kids are full of hydrogenated oils, trans fats, corn syrup, and all kinds of preservatives.'

Little Red Riding Carpet

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

'Sorry... I never kiss on the first date.'

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'