Food Fairies T-Shirts

'Local Food for Local People.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"This is our soft opening."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Desert $2.75. See? -- It wasn't a typo.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

Better Not Squash.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Sriracha"

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"