Food Fairies Prints

'Local Food for Local People.'

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

Dinner at the Trapdoors

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

Night of the Latkes

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"I thought there would be bacon here."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Don't go out in the rain without an umbrella....was probably not 'his idea' of a tip, dear!'

Better Not Squash.

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Mother Bear to Baby Bear: 'No more Goldliocks until you've finished your porridge!'

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

Bake off: Flan B

Gingerbread man sits at desk marked food editor

"Sriracha"

"Where's my order!? This service is terrible! That stuff will be cold by the time it gets here!! What's the hold-up!?!"

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'I WARNED you we had the largest slice in town!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Local, free-range bug juice.