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'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Complete Makeover

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

The Eternal Question

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

TV-Mirror.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I know how you feel.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'