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'Did Picasso get hounded every 10 minutes?'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Complete Makeover

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

The Eternal Question

'Cosmetic surgery.'

TV-Mirror.

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

"Does my brain look big in this?"

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Believe me, sweetie, if I thought the 'Wrinkle Out' setting on the clothes dryer would work...'

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'