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The Eternal Question

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Complete Makeover

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

TV-Mirror.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Toupee in a tin.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

'I know how you feel.'