Vanity Vibe Gifts

The Eternal Question

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Complete Makeover

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

TV-Mirror.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Krest Yellow Strips. (Rat performs dental hygiene.)

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Toupee in a tin.

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'I know how you feel.'