Vanity Playful Gifts

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Insecurities of the Bald Eagle.

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Eternal Question

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

TV-Mirror.

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'I turn the other cheek more now that Botox has made it wrinkle-free.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'Does my posterior appear oversized in this?'

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'