Vanity Humor Fan Gifts

'I hear she's had liposuction.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

Fly fishing.

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

"It's time you had those dinosaur hips replaced."

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'I can't see anything through these ridiculous tiny slits, I'll take them.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

'Mommy puts on a disguise every time, before she goes to work.'

'If you ain't broke, I'll fix it.'

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

"Does my brain look big in this?"

'Get the 'extra hold' bear spray. I want to look good when we come out of hibernation.'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Its a poor heart that never rejoices

Old Martin Chuzzlewit Suspects the Landlady without Reason

'I know how you feel.'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

Extreme Vanity Press - Fall, 2007

1839: Rare photograph of wagons on the 'Organ Trail.'

The Paper Silhouette Editor