Vanity Viper Gifts

"A minute on the lips"

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'Maybe a helium boob job wasn't such a good idea,babe!'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'Still workin' on the beard, Jerry?'

Dr. and Mrs. Steven Mueller.

Complete Makeover

"I had a consultation with a plastic surgeon. Now I have to decide whether I want to look old or look weird."

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

The Eternal Question

TV-Mirror.

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's is the fairest arse of all?'

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I had the whitest teeth!'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

'of course it's not natural: He dyes his mane to cover up his grey hair...'

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

Toupee in a tin.

"Maybe if I put these under my pillow I'll get a visit from the hair fairy."

Martha went to desperate lengths to avoid flat hair.

'And, may I add, this hat does not scream, 'Bald Guy'.'

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'