Eye Candy Appreciator T-Shirts

These are not just spectacles, they're a fashion statement.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Too much sugar."

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Bubble gum leaves

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Candy wuld be nice onice in a while."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Since you're going to the dentist, I bought you a giant lollipop to go out in style."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

The dark side of Halloween.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

Secret sweetie drawer...