Extreme Diner Gifts

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

Bad for you but to die for

'Waiter, there's a hairball in my soup, too.'

"I asked my mother to pack my parachute and she packed my lunch instead."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"Fresh pepper?"

Culture clash

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Lemon beelzebub for table 666

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

'May I have two containers - fish for my cat, meat for the dog...vegetables divided as follows, one-fourth for the cat, three-fourths for the dog, but no carrots for the cat - kitty doesn't like carrots...'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

Spiro & Pusho cook a chicken on a volcano

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"We'd like a quiet table for two where my wife can justify spending three grand on a handbag."

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'Decisions, decisions!'

If you need anything else, just text me.

"Mustard? Ketchup? Mayo? Talk to me, old man."

Theories expounded

'One slice of toast and a bottle of ketchup, please.'

"Are we dining fine, quick casual, bistro, family style, buffet, fast, food truck, box or bag?"

"What's good here?"

The short-lived trend of Bungee Dining

"I'll start with the arugula-and-goat-cheese salad, and then I'll have the blackened wolf."

"Our ancestors clawed their way to the top of the food chain for THIS??!"

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

'I don't know -- what do people like me usually order here?'

Lunch at the Carlsbad Caverns.

"You work here. You know the menu intimately. I'm sure you've tried it all, so your opinion is very important."

White Water Cookery

"I'll have the Club Sandwich."