Exotic Dish Diner Gifts

Culture clash

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Dang! I never now if the sommelier is messing with me.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Countervailing Clichés.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'How is the water prepared?'

"Can I get this to go in an organic, locally recycled, eco-friendly doggie bag?"

'So,,,apparently you're really a dude,'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

'Oops! It's usually the devil to get any to come out!'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"For drinks or dinner?"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'The customer is always right...'

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"I read that meat can remain undigested in one's intestines for five years...."

'They're not mints - they're antacid tablets.'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"Why don't I start you off with the contact information of everyone who's read those menus over the last 14 days?"

"My apologies, but that's not a meatball. That's my computer mouse. I've been looking for it."

'You made me jump,'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Jewish man walks into a restaurant called 'Oy Sushi'.

I like the look of the sherry trifle!

'Your tea is getting cold.'

'Careful, the plate is really hot.'

"When it's extremely cold out, I prefer flambés to winter stews."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Not yet! Wait until he hits the breaking point... we just gave him some warm, soft bread and the cold, hard butter... THEN we bring out the flimsy plastic knife.'