Eternal Diner Gifts

"What's good here?"

Bad for you but to die for

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Zagat Rated.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"The usual."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

"It's made with real angel hair."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

'Decisions, decisions!'

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

If you need anything else, just text me.

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Theories expounded

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

Fitting punishment from the devil.

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."