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"What's good here?"

Bad for you but to die for

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"The usual."

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Zagat Rated.

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

"It's the Chef Surprise."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'It probably wasn't a good idea to ask for seperate cheques.'

"Siri, am I ready to take a look at the dessert menu?"

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

'Decisions, decisions!'

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

"Menu?? You mean you haven't downloaded our App?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"I hear the sparrow-goldfish chowder is to die for...at least once."

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

Theories expounded

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

"Hurry up! I'm gasping for a cheese sandwhich."

Fitting punishment from the devil.