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"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

"It's made with real angel hair."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

The wine speaks for itself

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

Pizza delivery to heaven.

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

Moon Pies

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

"What's good here?"

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'

'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,'

Cloud Meal - Mashed Clouds, Sauteed Clouds, Grilled Clouds, Cloud Puffs.