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"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

"The bagels are better in New York."

Maitre d' to astronaut couple entering restaurant: 'Gravity or no-gravity?'

Zagat Rated.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"When I eat out, I like to order something I would never make at home."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

"It's made with real angel hair."

"Sorry no half portions - at least that's the quantum theory."

'The good news is you don't have to worry about cholesterol, carbs, or trans fat.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

'Can I get you anything else, sir?'

The wine speaks for itself

"I'm sorry it's not what you ordered, but the chef works in mysterious ways."

"What kind of mod are you in? Sit Down or All You Can Eat From The Trough?"

Christmas canape?

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"It lights up and vibrates when your judgement's ready."

'Of course I care for you. You're the most expensive woman in my life.'

"Can I pay you after I get my tax refund?"

'This isn't the Avenue of Stars - I think you'll find that's a vindaloo.'

Moon Pies

Pizza delivery to heaven.

Angel Food Cafe...Manna and more: 'Would you like fries with your order?'

"What's good here?"

'With this extreme turbulence, the meals really are in flight.'

'This evening's specials include 72-month financing on the filet mignon.'

'I think I'll just leave a hate tip,'

'Could you be a little more specific than angel food?'