Expectant Grandparents Gifts

'I guess I wasn't thinking. I bought a return ticket.'

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Pool attached to child's bed.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Don't worry, I see babies, lots of babies...

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

Sperm Whale.

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"