Grandmother-to-be Gifts

"I think grandmom knows as much as Wikipedia, and you can EAT her cookies."

"Great! I must be growing. The womb was less than half full last week."

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

"The amnio's fine, the sex is male, and the name is Wade."

No kicking: 12-6 Mon-Sun

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Child using building blocks to get over a baby gate.

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"It may not look like it to you, but trust me, he's hyperactive. It's exhausting!"

"No, Justin, I said, will you come to antenatal class with me."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"What is it? You're not wet or hungry. Mommy's not a mind reader. OK, I am, but I've never been very good at it."

'As you can see, it's a boy and he seems to be doing just fine.'

In the DNA Kitchen

"Tut tut. You're only having a baby, if you had my flu last week you'd know what real pain was."

"They look so young and helpless."

"If I turn it up I might get out of here quicker!"

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"So! When's the big day?"

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

'Mom is feeling sick. She caught a baby.'

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"Mum, we had sex-education at school today: is that really what happened to Daddy?!"

Daisy Diaper Service

'You were a ten month baby. The postman brought you.'

'You can have a cute little boy like me. All you have to do is get pregnant.'

Rock on Grandma!