"Make yourself comfortable, Donaldson."
Executive Irony Appreciator Gifts
Searching for a gift that resonates with an executive irony enthusiast? Our collection offers a range of products that celebrate sharp wit and corporate satire. Perfect for those who appreciate clever humor woven into everyday items, our items will add a touch of humorous sophistication to any office or home. Whether it's a mug for the morning coffee, a T-shirt for casual days, or art prints to decorate, find the ideal tongue-in-cheek gift that captures their unique sense of irony. Make their day with a gift that says, 'I see your sarcasm and raise you a smile.'
Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.
Water company bonus.
You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."
'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'
'If two wrongs don't make a right...try three.'
'Enter His Royal Globalness...'
"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"
"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."
"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."
"We're making progress."
"You have a grossly exagerrated view of your own importance. You'll make an excellent department head."
I Have A Closed Mind.
Employment Counselor. That's terrible! What kind of company fires you for taking a day off? A calendar company.
"And this is where we add the natural goodness."
"Management think staff need to use their initiative more, and they forwarded a 65 page memo on how they want you to do it."
'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'
"I'm sorry about your divorce, but you can't nest in the storeroom."
Mega Corp. Last Rest Stop for 37 Doors.
"We had to lay off most of the staff to pay for the consultants."
"That efficiency expert you hired said I should get rid of you."
"We've cut away all the fat now we have to look at staffing costs!"
"I need to change my secretary - she's had me on hold for twenty minutes."
"A fellow human being to see Mr. Driscoll."
"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."
"They say you can't cheat an honest man. I say 'Bull'!"
'I thought you were ousted as CEO.' 'I was. But with my golden parachute I bought the company. I'm Baaack!'
"Ingrid, inform the staff that in a gesture of solidarity, I wont be raising my salary this year. . . I will however, be reducing theirs."
'*@#$! I just said "high quality" again.'
'We are here to pay our last respects to a beloved CEO and the two vice presidents he decided to take with him.'
'Apparently Genwetronix merged with BioSolutions, and neither chairman wanted to leave.'
'Someone accidentally deleted the data you've been inputting. Looks like I'll have to hire you temps full time.'
An unequal opportunity employer.
I think I've solved our downsizing problem!
"These are of all my affiliates."
Executive Irony Appreciator Gifts Collection
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