Exaggerated Thinker Gifts

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Fishing Tales

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

No Immediate Danger

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'...and that's the one that got away!'

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Fish Story

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

Baron de Munchausen

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Fishing Stories

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"Hard work, determination, success!"

"I said it was INSPIRED by a true story."