Exaggerated Thinker Pillows

Man thinking it's safer driving a tank

Fishing Tales

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

'What a CV - if you can write memos like this you'll go far in our organisation.'

No Immediate Danger

Alarmistclock

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

Early accounting scandals.

"Here's your hourly job performance review."

'The cannon will go off every 20 minutes just to make sure you're paying attention,'

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

'...and that's the one that got away!'

National Hyperbole Society: Inspirational & Outstanding

"Don't worry - you've got to expect a few midge bites on holiday..."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Fish Story

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"In your original statement, you said the fish was much bigger."

"Come check this out, Doris! I think our mouse trap finally caught a mouse!"

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"The fish gets bigger every time he tells the story."

"...contains chicken parts...I hate to imagine what parts!"

"Don't be so dramatic, you've only got a cold!"

'Has there ever been such a sickly group of rugged individualists.'

'It's these sleeper terrorists, doctor. They're keeping me awake at night.'

Baron de Munchausen

“At what point does it stop being just moths, and start being Pestilence?”

"Okay. It's a balloon. Get over it."

'This is what I've been waiting for-a bunch of fishermen telling fish stories.'

'Yes, I did suggest you enlarge that photo of you and your car. However...'

Fishing Stories

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

"When Dennis gets a cold everyone has to know about it"

"Hard work, determination, success!"